To All Moms,
It's your day on May 12th and Mac Kid Harrisonburg wishes everyone a beautiful day, whoever you are, wherever you are. Have lots of fun with these jokes from kids who know know best! Happy Mother's Day!
JOKES FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY OF BOYS LIFE:
Chris: Why is a computer so smart?
Mom: It listens to its motherboard.
Submitted by Christopher W., Gladwyne, Pa.
Ryan: Why did you chop the joke book in half?
John: Mom said to cut the comedy.
Submitted by John C., Granbury, Tex.
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes, son. Why?
Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!
Submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.
Erin: What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Fran: What?
Erin: “We’re gonna have a BB!”
Submitted by Erin K., Tallahassee, Fla.
Elephant: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Hippo: I give up.
Elephant: Because their kids have to play inside!
Submitted by Jake P., Omaha, Neb.
Matthew: What did the mother rope say to her child?
Jim: What?
Matthew: “Don’t be knotty.”
Submitted by Matthew C., DeRidder, La.
Daffynition: Minimum—A small mother.
Submitted by Matthew St., St. James, Mo.
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
Submitted by William E., Morganton, N.C.
Jack: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Bill: What?
Jack: It’s time to go to sweep!
Submitted by Matt S. N., Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!
Submitted by Jake T., Worcester, Mass.
Robbie: Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?
Bobbie: East?
Robbie: No. Larry.
Submitted by Robbie B., Quarryville, Pa.
Pee Wee: What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Westy: What?
Pee Wee: “Look, Ma! No hands!”
Submitted by Jairo S., Bakersfield, Calif.
Ben: How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle?
Jerry: I dunno.
Ben: It was way past its threadtime!
Submitted by Rich P., Round Rock, Tex.
Mom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning?
Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed.
Mom No. 1: How does that help?
Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there.
Submitted by Stephen C., Salem, Va.
